Almost Eggless Egg Salad Recipe

2 tablespoons mayonnaise

1 tablespoon sweet pickle relish

1 teaspoon distilled white vinegar

1 teaspoon prepared mustard

1 teaspoon white sugar

½ teaspoon ground turmeric

¼ teaspoon dried dill weed

1 tablespoon dried parsley

1 pound firm tofu

sliced and well drained

1 tablespoon minced onion

2 tablespoons minced celery

salt to taste

ground black pepper to taste